Published June 9, 2010

You arrive in South Carolina

Welcome to South Carolina
Dum Spiro Spero! Hocus Pocus!

After a long drive, you show up at Emily’s doorstep with your luggage. You have with you several changes of clothes, a shaving bag full of hygiene products, and Manifestoes of Surrealism. You are ready for a nice vacation.

Emily is thrilled to see you, and all she wants is to watch Michael Haneke films, but you are hungry and graving a Coca-Cola.

You decide to: