How to Trim Your Moustache

Moustache trimming

Whether you’re a cop, a matador, or Sgt. Pepper, your moustache makes a statement. “Bold!” it declares, attracting attention from across the battlefield. “Sensual,” it whispers as it wafts in the breeze. Your moustache speaks volumes about you, but as every man knows, there comes a time when it must be turned down. Trimming a…
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You identify your impostor

Your impostor lying in a pool of blood

“Do you recognize the man in the photograph?” the police officer asks. He dangles a photo in front of your face. You push away in order to focus on the photograph. Your eyes fix on the man in question, and you feel your stomach turn. Your pulse quickens. Your tail puffs out. With trembling voice…
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